| so ive decided that ive been an idiot...
its crazy when something amazing happens and your whole situation up until this point hits you in the face like a brick and you are all of a sudden in a way better, completely different, and coincidentally an absolutely content state of mind...
id rather be at peace in the belly of a fish
than wandering
aimlessly
and without purpose
across an open sea
enveloped by a thick fog
someone was praying theyd be like jonah
and instead
someone found a lighthouse
the END
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| So, since there is nothing to do at work today (ask lauren, she can vouch for me, we are all doing absolutely nothing, its ridiculous.) I decided to finally update this stupid thing.
anyhow, living in this house is the best thing that ever happened to me, and its clean and i do gardening work, like really, i get down on my hands and knees like some widowed 60 year old woman and plant flowers. its absurd.
last night we are at el myr, and this girl keeps hitting on dave. at first daves like.. "heh, this is funny"
THEN...
I start making up really crazy stories and because this girl is so retarded, shes believing all of them... heres a brief list of topics that were covered:
(1) how were all gay together and its daves night to be "the girl"
(2) dave has 2 knife fight scars [the one on his eye and one "somewhere secret"] hahaha
(3) how dave was telling me last night that if he could find a girl that would show him the "right tricks" he might think about switching teams (cause hes "gay" remember?)
(4) how dave is a really great break dancer and if she just showed him "her moooooves" then he would probably dance with her right in the middle of this burrito shop.
number 3 just Escalated the situation to "oh, youre gay? gosh, i have soooo many cute gay friends, you should just GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER FIRST!
yeah right B. you werent fooling anyone.
needless to say, richard, TJ, and i had a blast laughing really hard at the whole situation.
oh also... i have almost all costumes for kasumi in dead or alive ultimate. anyone who knows how hard this is and Appreciates it, i think i might be in love with you... its taken me like 6 hours of gameplay. its insane... but i mean.. BIKINIS! HELLO!?!?!
in other news... --------->
i
am
preoccupied. |
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